yea!! im gettin a big break from work!! ok.. not exactly big.. but itz 5 days ok!! 5 slackin daes.. i would love nuthin more than tt.. i can sleep all i wan!! eat sleep eat sleep.. my fave things to do!! but come to tink of it.. i haven got a maid now.. so nuthin good to eat.. not tt i get gd food when i have a maid.. but at least i dun have to survive on instant noodles.. i have loads of those at home now as my mum is worried tt my ever precious younger sister will starve to death without a maid.. haha..
ok.. so wad happened to my maid u may ask.. well.. my mum sent her back to the agent as she is really the dumbest maid i have ever seen.. im not tryin to be mean here though im a bitch sometimes.. but she reallie is clueless on wads goin on.. n to tink her agent told us tat she has workin experiences in dubai.. ya rite.. i so believe.. juz to name some of the things she did to upset all of us.. n yes.. she upsetted us very much indeed..
1. everydae she will ask my mum.. "mum wad to cook for lunch/dinner?".. mummy will den have to take out all the food one by one to tell her how to cook it.. like.. fry the fish. use thiz veg to cook soup.. etc..etc.. well.. my mum was super super irritated... n she alwiz doesn't cook enuff food... sae the whole family is home for dinner.. she cooks oni enuff for like my dog.. hello we like have a big big family can.. haiz.. ttz not all...
2. my mum wanted her to tast bread the other dae.. so she told her to toast alreadie den apply kaya for her.. guess wad she did? she toasted the bread (which very often is only warm) n passed it to my mum.. together with the kaya bottle n the butter knife.. my mum almoz flipped.. not tt we cant do it ourselves.. but tt was the least she could do rite?
3. so my sisterz n i survive very much on instant noodles, so tt dae my da jie asked her to cook myojo char mee.. which is dry la... so she cooked it rite.. but when my mum told her to cook her the same noodles in the nite.. she gave her soupy noodles.. how bright rite? well well.. wad can i sae...
4. juz the other dae we wanted to drink campbell soup.. so we asked her to follow the instructions on the can n cook it.. pls dun tell me she cant read english as she is from philippines.. so she did exactly wad she wasnt suppose to do.. she opened the can.. empty the contents into a bowl.. n served us tt... ya.. we so wanted to eat CHUNKY soup..
5. the most ultimate thing she did n i was really amazed at her stupidity was boiling canned fruits.. yes.. CANNED FRUITS.. as in like rambutan.. lychee... longan kind.. wad i did.. was to take out the cans n told her to put everything in a big pot n add ice into it.. so it was 3 big cans.. so firstly.. she brought a small pot.. n i went.. "itz too small".. so i told her to get a bigger one.. guess wad she brought?? a bowl.. n we decided we should show her wad a big pot is.. she my youngest sis went to get the pot.. n told her to pour all the contents of the cans in.. throw in some ice n serve with some cups n spoons.. simple rite? so we tot she shld have understood tt.. but after a while.. we didnt see her bring the pot out.. so my sis went to check.. n yes.. the pot of fruits was on a stove over a fire!! omg imagine our shock.. she had alreadie added the ice into the pot.. so y shld u wan to boil ice??? n fruits??!! well.. luckily she oni boiled it for a while.. so my sis tot it shld be fine to eat.. n she ate a HOT lychee.. innovative huh?
i reallie dunno wad to sae... maybe she is juz such a genius tt she doesn't understand our language.. wadever.. as long as we dun have to eat hot fruits n chunky cold can soup again.. so for now.. we r maidless n dependin very much on ourselves until the new one arrives.. i hope she is way brighter.. with loads of commen sense.. im reallie prayin hard... i dun tink i can stand tt many shockin incidents anymore... haiz... so pray for me too!
time to do nite audit.. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
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